Who is Zachariah?
Frankly, I, Zachariah, don't even know. The God side of me says, "Zachariah was the fourth best chess player in the country in 2001. His vocabulary exceeds most and his weight exceeds most."
But that's just the true and good side of me. The devil side of me says, "Zachariah picks his nose when no one is looking." That's awful but true. I'm not ashamed to admit it, everybody does it. And just to gross you out, i'm going to tell you other embarrasing things about me.
1. I once peed in a forset once.
2. I've gotten smacked by my own cat.
3. If you tell this to anyone i will personally gouge out your eye.
I have two cats. The "sheding master" cosmo, 1, all white with black spot on top of his head. Cosmo's full name is Cosmonia Cartright. Ruby, smallest cat in the world, younger than 4 months, tiger looking like kitty. Full name: Ruby. Ruby has killed over 8 moles and 2 birds, scary. Ruby plays it off trying to look all cute and purr all the time, but she's a criminal.
This was supposed to be about me. Well, I'm 10, ask me any questions about me and i'll gladly answer. But that's all i have to say about myself.
posted by Zac at 11:17 PM
2 Comments:
You're only 10?! I'm impressed! I have a son named Zach, and I have a 10-year old son, but they aren't one and the same. Zach is 14, and neither one of them has the motivation to put up their own blog. And they certainly don't write poetry, and I'm sure you can kick their butt in chess. So do you like ham and eggs? I prefer bacon or sausage, even though it's not kosher.
10:55 AM
yo dude whats up zac. my name is sean at your scool u are so nasty but cool and u are the best at b-ball.and if eny one reads this u can ask me eny qustions about zac or me dont be scared and refer 2 me as cab so write on zac this is sean the cool kid
8:46 PM
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