Yo mama jokes!

Yo mama jokes are ways to insult you without hurting your feelings. The sport originated in Russia by a man named Yougotta Uglymama. His stories pass on as a legend now. The art of the "Yo Mama" is simple and you have to know when to use it. Somebody messin' with you whip out some of these:

1. Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the mist" in her shower.
2. Yo mama's feet are so scaly they filmed "Crocodile Dundee" in her footbath.
3. Yo mama's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
4. Yo mama's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
5. Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
6. Yo mama's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
7. Yo mama's so dumb, i told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
8. Yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarter-back was a refund.
9. Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
10. Yo mama's so dumb it took her five days to make minute rice.
11. Yo mama's so dumb she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
12. Yo mama's so nasty she makes right guard go left.
13. Yo mama's so stinky she makes speedstick slow down.
14. Yo mama's so poor she has to put penny candy on layaway.
15. Yo mama's so poor and stupid she has to make change for a penny.
16. Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.
17. Yo mama's so ugly, when she got moles on her face we called her Chip's o' hoy
18. Yo mama's so old she went to pre-k with jesus.
19. Yo mama's so skinny she could hoola-hoop with a cheerio.
20. Yo mama's so ugly, I couldn't imagine what your grandmama would look like.

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21. Yo mama's hair is so nappy it looks like a wolf's butt in a windstorm.
22. Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller women orbiting around her.
23. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for excercise.
24. Yo mama's hair is so tacky, Liberachi goin', "That's a little loud for me"
25. Yo mama's so fat when she fell in love she broke it. (Compliments to Zachwes)
26. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
27. Yo mama so old her social security number is one. (Compliments to Zachwes)
28. Yo mama so old she owes moses a dollar.
29. Yo mama so cross-eyed when she crys, tears run down her back.
30. Yo mama so fat, when she layed on the beach peopele screamed, "Free Willy!"
31. Yo mama so fat she uses a paint roller as lipstick.
32. Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogeyman out of business.