Dumb Laws

We all know laws are what makes the world go 'round. But these laws are stupid. And I guess stupidness is what makes the world go 'round. God bless America! Check out some of these state dumb laws. Remember all these laws are completely true!

Oregon
1. Canned Corn is not to be used as fishing bait.
2. Ice cream may not be eaten on sundays.

Virginia
1. Children are not to go trick-or treating on halloween.
2. It is illegal to tickle women.
3. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Revealed)
4. It is illegal to spit on sidewalks.
5. It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on sundays. (Revealed)

New York
1. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
2. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm.
3. You must have a license to hang clothes on a clothesline.

That's all for now, my lovely people. Because if i tell you anymore i'd lose my job. I'll tell you more dumb laws next entry. For now, get drunk and drive. Bye!

What's up, again! I have more dumb laws for your amusement. Enjoy! Remember all these laws are completely true!

Iowa
1. A man with a moustache may never kiss a women in public.
2. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
3. Piano players with one arm must perform for free.

Hawaii
1. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
2. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

New Mexico(Carrizozo)
1. It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.

New Mexico(Las Cruces)
1. You may not carry a lunch box down Maine Street.

Oklahoma
1. It's illegal to have the hind legs of a farm animal's in your boots.
2. It's illegal to wear your boots to bed.
3. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Sweet! I hope ya'll liked the update. Remember all these laws are completely true! See you next update!

i'm back, ya'll! Freak, freak, ya'll, you don't stop! Check out these new dumb laws coming from the headmaster!

Kentucky.
1. it's illegal to fish in the ohio river in kentucky without an indiana fishing license.
2. it's illegal to fish with a bow and arrow.

Texas.
1. it's illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
2. it's illegal to milk another person's cow.
3. it's illegal for someone to throw a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Nebraska.
1. it's illegal to go whale fishing.
2. if a child burps during church, the parents will be arrested.
3. doughnut holes may not be sold.
4. a man is not aloud to run around with a shaved chest.

That's all for now. See you next update! I'm the king!