My Sweet Songs

I know i haven't updated in a long time but trust me this'll make up for it. I have about 1 songs for now. But i'm a musical genuis and i'll create more! I've got some april fool beethoven in me.

Poop Doggy Dog.
From the living room, you can catch a wiff.
I said poop doggy dog left you a gift.
On the carpet, it looks like a hershey's kiss.
But you don't want to take a big bite out of this.
I'm a bad bad puppy, not afraid to admit.
Because i can't help it when i have to sh*t.
So, i close my eyes and squat real low.
Fashizzle my nizzle and i just let it go.
What's my name?
Poop doggy dog.


I'll have some more later. And ill really update, like, tommorow or something. Bye!

UPDATED!

I think you'll like this one. This song is a parody of the 2004's Ron Artest accident. Remember? Ron like ran into the stands and beat up everybody because somebody spilled Pepsi on him. Check it out!

Be Artest
Sung to the tune of "Be our guest" from Beauty and the Beast.

Be Artest!
Be Artest!
Cause some NBA unrest.
Lose your temper
in the stands, my boy,
And smash
somebody's chest!

What a joke!
Drenched with Coke!
Punch them hard
then kick and choke.
Fling a chair, it's satisfying!
You don't care
if someone's dying!

Throw a fit!
Rip some clothes!
And don't stop there, break a nose!
When it comes to being stupid you're the best!

Then go and sell your CD,
On national TV
Be Artest!
Be Artest!
Be Artest!

Funny stuff! Right? See ya'll next update! I got a bunch of funny stuff this week!